Review: The Anomaly

4 stars. This was a really, really good time. Pure adventure archaeology horror, which is apparently a genre I can’t turn down. Honestly, what in the world was that premise?? Like, what even happened here? And do I care, when the journey was so fucking fun? This is a campy, blockbuster beach read of a book and I would love it if everyone lightened up a bit and went for it.

The story follows Nolan Moore, archaeologist-turned-web series host, and his team as they investigate a sort of unsolved mystery / conspiracy theory about a hidden cave of wonders in the Grand Canyon. Having thus far in his content career focused on the journey, rather than the destination, no one is more surprised when they actually find it. But the deeper they venture into caves, the darker and more dangerous things get, and the quest becomes about way more than the truth: it becomes about their survival.

And there you have it - it’s REALLY awesome! At first I was kind of put off by the rogue lads and their sometimes cringey banter, and it took me a minute to wrap my head around Nolan as a character. But once things got rolling (ahem), I was hooked. And I fully embraced the cheesiness of it all. (I loved Ken. Loved him. Is that basic? Don’t care.) Throw in a couple of good twists, some heart pounding action, and genuine souls to root for and you’ve got a great reading experience.

But seriously though - what exactly happened, like, plot-wise? I think I get what they discovered and all of its crazy implications, but… I’m a little fuzzy on the specifics. You can tell the author is a screenwriter - it’s a cinematic book - but I question whether this could actually be adapted because… yikes, the antagonistic situation our heroes stumble into is… unique. (Whispers: silly.) I’ll take a page from Nolan and say it’s more about the journey here. The moments that entertain us along the way. It gets a lot of points for being unique, I’ll say that.

For further reading, I highly recommend The Ruins (much darker - bleak survival horror at its best) and Thunderhead (an adventure masterpiece that combines a lot of similar aspects). The Anomaly is like their wacky, ridiculous younger brother. Still, I would call this the trifecta of dark archaeology books, among those I’ve read so far. I look forward to reading more.

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Review: The Silence of the Lambs (Hannibal Lector #2)

5 stars. Oh my gahh this was so good. Something about Thomas Harris' writing - it's so crunchy and attention-grabbing and attention-keeping, which is a huge deal in this day and age. Just like with the first one, all I wanted to do was sink into this disturbing world and immerse myself in the dark chase. I get the hype, I really do. I could not put this down.

The FBI is hunting for a new serial killer in this one, dubbed Buffalo Bill by the scrutinizing media. Jack Crawford, dealing with a devastating situation in his personal life, taps Quantico trainee Clarice Starling to interview Hannibal Lecter for his criminal and psychiatric insights. This sounds so cheesy, but a truly thrilling investigation follows, and Clarice and Hannibal get to know one another. There are all the iconic elements we've come to recognize: moths, skin suits, lambs. You know it by now. 

This Clarice is indeed a bit different from Jodie's, but I really loved her. The problematic aspects (of which there are so many) are somewhat balanced by Harris' depiction of Starling's experiences in the field. Her grief, the sharp chip on her shoulder, her willingness to jump down the rabbit hole, her awakening to the reality of her job, of her colleagues, of the system... it's all very well-written. 

Increased awareness is worth celebrating. It's a good book. It's not perfect. The gender issues are handled much better than in the movie, but the body shaming is out of control. Many reviewers have detailed it and reacted accordingly. Just check the TWs and make your own open-eyed choices.

I've heard some interesting things about the rest of the books in the series, but I think I'm going to read anyway. Thomas Harris creates such intense and captivating moments, it just might be worth any mediocre twists or out-of-character decision-making. We'll see. 

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Review: Red Dragon (Hannibal Lector #1)

5 stars. Wow - blown away. This is a classic for a reason. I could not put it down. Punchy, graphic, vivid - full of... not just great crime writing, but great writing period. I had no idea that the exceptional TV show adaptation was so faithful (within reason) to the books, but it makes sense that it had such a great foundation on which to build its world. And this is truly a special world. We are thrown into a well-established solar system with bright stars and dark planets that already orbit one another in interesting ways. 

It's all the familiar faces: Jack Crawford, Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter, and the hunt to catch a disturbed serial killer named the Tooth Fairy, or, per the killer's preference, the Red Dragon. It's not exactly a familiar procedural, though: Thomas Harris meanders, taking the scenic route through the forest of Francis Dolarhyde's past and present - the cat-and-mouse game thrown seriously off the course you expect. I haven't decided if I liked that or not. It isn't the tidiest narrative arc in the world, but Harris doesn’t let it wander too, too far. 

Originally published in, what, the early 80s? Red Dragon isn't perfect. Definitely a bit dated, and the female characters are... interesting. Other representations would not likely hold up under a magnifying glass. Hannibal the TV series improves on this. But I really cannot say enough good things about Harris' actual writing. He is a master at showing, not telling - the guy does more in 2 sentences than other authors dream about doing in 10 pages. The painting of Will Graham's psyche and his special skills, communicated to us not just through his investigative habits but through minor exchanges of dialogue, barely-detected side glances, subtle references to the past... absolutely genius.

Everyone is so obsessed with Hannibal the Cannibal, and they should be. The movies, the rip-offs, the spin-offs, the money grabs. It’s a great character. But there is so much more right here at ground level, where it all started. So many wonderful heroes and villains, and the infinite shades in-between. I'm obsessed, and I hope the rest of the series lives up to this standard. 5 stars, from the emotions invoked, down to the sentence-level word choices. Can't recommend this enough.

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Review: The Paleontologist

4 stars. This totally snuck up on me - I'm just about to hit my third trimester, and it's the busiest time of year at work - so I read the first portion of this book half-asleep. But by the end I was genuinely loving it. It checks a lot of boxes: a compelling mystery, a museum setting, archeological digs, DINOSAUR GHOSTS?! plus throw in sort of a... prehistoric treasure hunt, some exhibition design, evil pottery?! I'm all in. Though not as complex or thrilling as a Pendergast novel, I think fans of Preston and Child's series will enjoy this very much.

Dr. Simon Nealy has just taken a job at Pennsylvania's Hawthorne Museum of Natural History, despite a horrific personal connection to the space: it's where his younger, half-sister was abducted decades ago. As he acquaints himself with his new place of work - smack dab in the middle of the covid pandemic - Simon begins to unravel the museum's dark past, revealing ties to his sister's case, dark cover-ups, a shadowy conspiracy... and threats to his own life. 

There's so much more here - themes of trauma, privilege, addiction, grief, guilt, fear, and the connection between past and present - and Dumas weaves all of this into the central narrative deftly. Sure, it's a little cheesy at some points (okay, really cheesy), maybe the author tried to pack a little too much in, but it never feels preachy. The villain is a bit cartoonish... the whole climax/victory felt a bit like the end of a Scooby Doo episode - in fact, the whole book could've been an episode of X-Files - but that's not a criticism. In this case, it's passionate praise.

I hope this is the start of a series! I loved Simon, and he makes a really endearing paleontologist slash doctor slash detective slash hero. I liked the thread that touched on him seeking reassurance from his previous partner, an unfortunate symptom of his trauma. He's kind of weird and goofy and charming and I would love to see him tackle a monster-per-book. The minor characters, too - well-done. Nobody felt forced, out-of-place, totally in service of the plot, or try-hard. It was just really great worldbuilding. 

I also really appreciated the horror. The audacity of that premise! To present some of the more eerie plot elements without even a sniff of self-consciousness or insecurity, avoiding the urge to over-explain or intellectualize... I enjoyed letting it all unfold and wash over me. It was delightful. I appreciated it. 

One thing I'll add: I myself have spent 10 years in nonprofit development, lol. How should I react to Fran's character? Do I take offense? Do I look in the mirror? Do I laugh? Do I rejoice in her triumphs? A little bit of all of the above? Listen, it's an incredibly challenging job/sector - but we all make our choices, and someone has to do it. In the end Fran's arc was one of my favorite things about the book.

I dunno - a lot of reviewers should (and do) acknowledge when a book isn't bad, it's just being read at the wrong place, wrong time for them. This might be one of those cases of right place, right time... but I think I'll stand by it. I had a lot of fun.

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Review: I Remember You

3 stars. I really treasure Scandinavian noir - especially mysteries/thrillers set in Iceland. I've been twice and - at the risk of offending any locals - feel very at home there. And yes, it really does present a perfect backdrop to explore the dark side of humanity. Unfortunately, this one didn't really capture me the way I was hoping it would - I'll get into why, but it doesn't mean I don't recommend it - it's obviously a successful contribution to the genre. 

I Remember You weaves together two tales: 1) that of a married couple who travel to an isolated village with their widowed friend to fix up an old house, and 2) that of a psychiatrist investigating the vandalism of a school that is seemingly connected to the disappearance of his young son. The main players in both stories have disturbing supernatural experiences that unravel clues and push revelations with devastating consequences for everyone involved.

Pros: the setting - omg - I just love it. Such a unique type of remoteness out there in Iceland, especially in winter. Some of the spooky moments are very well done, invoking imagery just begging for adaptation. The ending, as well, really took things to a place I admire. That final page almost had me forgiving some of the things I didn't enjoy.

Cons: predictable. Unlikeable characters - and not the crunchy, interesting kind - the bland, annoying kind. Perhaps one too many narrative elements/connections, many of which had me sort of scratching my head trying to piece things together. I practically skimmed a lot of it... I just wasn't hooked. I couldn't concentrate on it.

I would recommend this as a bridge between Scandi noir/crime thrillers and horror. It's gateway scary - maybe a little amateurish. But that doesn't mean it's bad; only that I'm maybe not the right audience. Still, I found myself wishing for a lot more here. 

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Review: Blacktop Wasteland

4 stars. Heart needs to slow down! So glad I read this insane, fast-paced crime thriller - S.A. Cosby is one of the few authors who can attract me away from my usual horror/sci-fi/fantasy. I've read three of his amazing books, and while this was my least favorite, it was an incredibly satisfying, thought-provoking, crunchy reading experience that I'll hype to anyone willing to listen.

The premise here is really simple: an ex-con family man went straight, only to have to navigate a system that is, essentially, rigged against him. Isn't that just so... American? He needs money, so he decides to do "one last job" as a getaway driver, though he has a brain for planning heists as well. Things go horribly wrong, and, like every other review of this book, I'll stop it right there.

It really starts off with a bang, and kind of continues that crazy pace through the end. There are stunning, anxiety-inducing action sequences; suitably disgusting villains you love to hate; brutal instances of tension and violence; and a well-intentioned anti-hero at the heart of it all, struggling to shake his trauma, protect his family, and find peace.

And, as always, Cosby injects the direct, dry flavor of reality into things - even if the specifics are a bit fantastical. He takes Virginia down here, no sympathies or begrudging respect to be had. But it feels less Virginian than his other books, and more focused on society as a whole. It's also a bit simpler than the other two - at least in terms of narrative, not in terms of the thorny issues around masculinity, justice, revenge, and violence it explores. 

I have to be honest - I wasn't expecting that ending. It was abrupt in a really good way. Earned a bunch of points from me. Overall, Blacktop Wasteland is kind of a harsh, stark book, but it has warmth and light and hope at the center of it. And justice. Bloody justice.

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Review: Old Bones (Nora Kelly #1)

3 stars. Nora Kelly has grown from her Utah days, and so did these authors. This one is much shorter, punchier, and to the point than the previous two NK books, but it also, IMO, lacks a lot of the warmth and soul as well. It's very procedure-y (from both a detective/mystery standpoint and an archeological one), and somehow makes the fascinating legends surrounding a truly crazy, horrific true story dry as a bone (lol).

Nora returns to her Institute in Santa Fe after the loss of her husband. She's approached by a historian who wants her to lead an expedition to find the Lost Camp of the ill-fated Donner Party. Everything - the trip out, the initial excavation, the discovery of the camp and the bones left there - is straightforward. Until, of course, it isn't, and new bodies start turning up. Also - there's treasure!

It should have hooked me. All the ingredients are there. The Donner Party is one of my favorite rabbit holes. I enjoy a crunchy, contained crime spree with insane motivations. I love treasure. But this just wasn't my favorite. I never became emotionally invested in any of the characters - not Corrie Swanson (I have a hard enough time proving myself in the workplace IRL), not Clive Benton, not Peel or Maggie or the other hollow members of the team, not Nora Kelly. It felt rushed. It felt a little like reading Dan Brown. The heart just wasn't there.

Still - I basically couldn't put it down. This style of writing here is so, so refreshing to me. Straightforward, intentional, precise. I really loved that aspect and I look forward to continuing on with the series. The plot drives you onward as needed and there are even a few appearances by beloved characters from past encounters. If you're a fan, go for it. Slightly disappointed but I have zero regrets. 

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Review: The Cabinet of Curiosities

4 stars. I am INTO THESE BOOKS. Surprise of the year and I couldn't be happier about it. I'm about to buy the rest in the Nora Kelly series and see where I land after that in the giant Pendergast Universe. So glad there are so many to choose from! I loved how different this was from Thunderhead, with similar history-mystery-mysterious-museum-archeological vibes. (These books remind me of the National Treasure movies, my favorite of all time, so keep in mind I am someone who would be super into them. Right up my alley.)

This one takes place in New York, after a giant pit of bones turns up at a construction site. FBI Special Agent Pendergast takes a special interest in the case, and involves Nora Kelly and her journalist boyfriend, Bill Smithback. Kelly is now working at the New York Museum of Natural History and becomes embroiled in a tangled web of politics, that very specific NY-style of greed, jurisdiction fights, workplace pitfalls and - unfortunately, the biggest threat of all: MURDER. 

Okay - that's a terrible summary. But these books actually go really deep. They're complex! There are multiple characters with multiple motivations and POVs. There are a lot of conflicting themes and clues and avenues for our heroes to investigate, and somehow - though they are racing against the clock - it feels like they take their time. It's a hearty narrative, one you can really sink your teeth into. And no part of it felt sloppy or lazy or worth skipping.

I was a little disappointed with the final "twist" (there were a few too many "reveals," I think) but I was totally glued to the page as the action ramped up and the stakes got REALLY high. I can only double down on my admiration of these authors and I'm so excited to have something that's perfect to read on a plane, on a train, on the beach, while brushing my teeth because I can't look away... 

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Review: Hidden Pictures

3 stars. Hmmmm hahahaha. This kept my attention - I read it in less than 24 hours; I'd definitely describe it as a crisply-written thriller - but it didn't blow me away at all. I'm kind of surprised, actually, about all the hype. 

Mallory Quinn is a young athlete in recovery who takes a job as a babysitter for a seemingly perfect, well-off family to watch their 5-year-old son, Teddy. She settles in and the summer is enjoyable - until Teddy starts presenting her with some mysterious drawings. Drawings that are way too advanced for a 5-year-old, depicting some very dark, mysterious images. Between a psychic neighbor, odd noises, and some strange behavior from Teddy's parents, Mallory begins to realize the genuine danger she faces, and resolves to get to the bottom of things and save Teddy if she can.

Regarding the controversy around the depiction of gender: I am fortunate enough to not be easily-triggered by this sort of thing. If you are sensitive to such issues, avoid. I could give the whole spiel - depiction does not equal endorsement, etc. and agonize over what is harmful and what is not... but there are folks far more informed and articulate than I who can speak on that, and I highly encourage you to seek them out. (I will say the references to Harry Potter made me extremely suspicious.)

So here's what I'd say: read it if you're in the mood for a compelling page turner with supernatural elements and a few twists. I would barely describe it as horror. I would even put a YA label on it - it gave me those vibes more than once. I think it kind of frustrated me that the first chapter was a real banger, and had me totally hooked before things kind of took a few... odd turns. 5-star opening chapter, 3 star book as a whole. I didn't totally find Mallory plausible, nor did I fully believe Ted's ultimate inclinations. Adrian was too good to be true... so yeah. 3 stars. 

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Review: All the Sinners Bleed

5 stars. Damn. This book is incredible. Cosby is back with a nail-biting, stomach-churning, electric thriller that will undoubtedly burrow under your skin and make a home there. 

I mentioned this in my review of Razorblade Tears, but as a Virginian born-and-raised, it's odd - rare, even - to get to take in such an accurate portrait of my state; all of its pockets and contradictions and extremes and microsocieties rendered without the inevitable attempt to balance the scales. Virginia granted me many things - a secure childhood, breathtakingly beautiful surroundings, four wonderful seasons, the best college experience anyone could hope for - but that shouldn't count towards forgiveness of any of its stubborn atrocities. Virginia is what it is. Many things can be true at once. I hope it gets better. I appreciate Cosby's frankness around this.

But I digress. This book is thought-provoking like that. It’s about a Black sheriff in a small town doing the best he can despite rural resources and rising racial tensions. After a horrifying school shooting, he is catapulted into a crazy investigation that only aggravates the town's passionate residents. On the hunt for a serial killer, the sheriff ends up racing against the clock to catch a serial killer and save the town he loves. A town that often, on many days, maybe even on most days, does not love him back.

Titus - the sheriff, with a great name - is a terrific character. The way Cosby weaves in his personal and professional relationships is truly impressive. Again he tackles so much: racism, masculinity, trauma, change, family, love, tradition, fear. Grief:

"That he went about these tasks so adroitly after staring into the depths of the abyss that was what passed for the souls of those three sociopaths made him feel unclean. He knew better than most that the wheel of life would keep spinning, with little regard to the families who had lost their children or the children who had lost their lives. Waiting for the world to shed tears for your pain was like waiting for a statue to speak. So you filed the reports, you answered the emails. You carried on as best you could."

He isn't heavy-handed. It's just... true. And this time he does it through a religious lens, which is truly fascinating and creates an enormously compelling mystery. It isn't perfect. There's clumsy dialogue, loose ends, a bit of a rushed ending, and some disruptive exposition. But whatever points it may have lost for that it earned right back when it got my heart pounding - racing - on the train. 

Cosby has become a must read for me, and I'm glad many others feel the same. His success is well-deserved.

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